Sorry Charlie!

Charlie. You've been a little difficult lately, especially during your nightly baths, but it looks like your a nice boy after all. Here is a note your mother just sent me.


"Just thought I'd let you know that our boy took a bath with a shampoo this morning and was happy the whole time. He's been talking ever since. "Arr Arrr Arrr Arr Arrr Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

He's good boy. He's working on his car right now. I think he needs to go to Kragen."

Evil or Just Mean?

I came home from work today and Ashley was nearly in tears. Charlie was sound asleep on our bed looking as peaceful as ever. Innocent baby or scheming meanie?

Don't be fooled. His 9 month old baby face is just a facade. He knows much more than he lets on and plays the "I need attention because I can't walk, talk or feed myself" card as well as anyone. Evil? No. But this kid has got something up his sleeve, I guarantee it. Charlie, you're on notice!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Here are a few things that deserve respect but don't get enough:

1. The U.S. of A. - How about a warm round of applause and a salute for a pretty great country?
2. Hamburgers and pizza - Why do these two foods get such a bad rap? Both can offer a balance of protein, carbs and fats. And mmmmmm...they hit the spot. Respect them for what they are.
3. Police officers - Based on what I've seen on COPS they have to deal with some pretty nasty stuff so we don't have to.
4. Rental property - Anyone who disrespects (trashes) anything they have borrowed should be prepared to reimburse the owner in full (including any inconvenience caused by their neglect).
5. Automotive paint jobs - Be careful when you open your door, regardless of how fancy the car is next to you. No one likes a ding in their car's paint.
6. Mothers - I shouldn't have to explain this one, but I don't think they will ever get the respect they deserve.
7. Carpet - I appreciate the guest that removes their shoes. I'm not offended if they don't, but its always a nice gesture. Years of foot traffic can leave a mark.
8. Other people's time - If you organize a meeting, make sure it ends on time (especially church meetings).
9. Parents - I think parents should demand respect. Children who treat their parents with a lack of respect should be disciplined. And parents who don't discipline their children lack self-respect.
10. Not opinions - I don't understand the phrase "I respectfully disagree". To respect is to esteem or honor. If I don't agree with something, by definition, I don't respect it. I do however believe one can, "politely disagree". I'm working on that one.